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2 documents with ready-to-post dad jokes, polls, and engagement-focused humor content.

SongDrive Humor Content Dad Jokes ​

SongDrive Humor Content Dad Jokes - (210 words) ​

  • Status: 😄 READY TO POST - 8 music-themed dad jokes
  • Summary: Family-friendly music humor for engagement and brand personality

Dad Joke Collection:

Joke 1: "Many people told Beethoven that he would never be a musician because he was deaf, but did he listen?"

Joke 2: "Can you believe that my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m.? Luckily, I was still up playing the drums."

Joke 3:Q. "Why were the musicians arrested by the highway patrol?" A. "Because they started a massive jam on the interstate."

Joke 4:Q. "What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?" A. "A yam session."

Joke 5: "When I was young I wanted to play the guitar really badly. After years of lessons and practice, I can honestly say I play the guitar really badly."

Joke 6: "I tried to make my online password "drumset" but the website rejected it. The error message said the password cannot contain cymbals."

Joke 7: "According to one study, people don't notice when you replace any given word with the name of a musical instrument. However, I don't believe that tuba true."

Joke 8: "I strained a finger today while playing the piano. But on the other hand, I'm fine."

Your Mom Jokes Section:Poll Format: "What comes first the lyrics or the riff?"

  • Vocalist: Lyrics of course. 🎤
  • Guitarist: Riff first. 🎸
  • Drummer: I jump in once they figure it out. 🥁
  • Bassist: Your mom 😏

Strategy: Light humor, engagement-focused, brand personality (approachable, fun, musician-relatable) Tone: Family-friendly with one edgier "your mom" joke option Use Case: Story posts, comment responses, engagement boosters between product content

  • Related: Bassist "Your mom" joke also appears in "Content Ideas" poll

Polls ​

Polls - (37 words) ​

  • Status: 📊 QUICK REFERENCE - Condensed poll options
  • Summary: Two simple polls for Instagram/social engagement

Poll 1: Where do you store your music ideas?

  • 📝 Good old fashioned pencil and paper
  • 📲 Notes/Voice Memos/Apps
  • 🧠 Human Brain (Memory) "If limit to 4"
  • 📊 A Combination
  • 💻 Music Software

Poll 2: How do you like to collaborate?

  • In Person
  • Remotely

Note: Poll 2 is simpler, binary choice - ideal for Instagram Stories poll sticker Strategy: Quick engagement, data collection, audience insight

  • Related: More detailed versions in "Content Ideas" and "SongDrive Future Content"